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Thursday, 30 October 2014

Week 9: Flash Fiction







 
My lip curls as I shiver beneath each tap of cold rain that splashes upon my neck and back, but still the reins stay taut. With each twitch of muscle, my legs tremble in place, and I fear that my hooves might just sink down, shrivel and disappear into the mud.

What’s this? He's patting along my neck, his hand is so warm but wait, what happened to his gloves?

“Steady...” His eyes go narrow, focusing somewhere in the distance. “We'll start after the signal, just wait and see.”

With a low huff, I throw my head back and my nostrils flare, fogging up the air around us.

“That's a good gal.” He pats at my neck again. “Shouldn't be long, now.”

My long, bristly hair has long since been hidden away with clips and I almost wish that he would let it loose, but at least my tail can still move, even with all the hairs tied back.

“Wait...” He tightens his grip on the reins, before his breath goes very still.

My left eye tracks the single line that burns across the dark sky, and my rider's shout is nearly lost to the blast of deafening artillery.

The reins go completely limp, and any resistance I have left has been destroyed. I push forward with a silent scream, before he raises his beacon up high.

Each ray of spinning light burns the earth, the thick mud pours down mixing in a thick flow of crimson. The scent is almost too much for me but my hooves still push against it, spitting out into the bloody mud.

His words can barely reach my ears. Go? I'm already going as fast as I possibly-

The searing hot metal hits my leg with barely a whisper, but the blood instantly pours out, leaking out of my veins, to which my head snaps back without even a sound.

The world goes still, standing in silence with the frost, and I remain completely still... he's hovering, just atop my saddle.

Can a ghost stay within destroyed flesh? What reason would it have once the war is over, the war long forgotten? When the children of those left behind run and dance within what was once a place of devastating loss?

I'll never know, but as the ring of flowers settles around my cold neck, something passes through whatever barrier had been there before, and I feel warm again, if only for a moment.

Friday, 24 October 2014

Week 8: Open Letter











Dear, Past Self

           Stop worrying about the future. You did to much worrying and all you ever did was stress yourself out. Just do your best and never let anyone push you around. School is gonna be rough for you but never let it get in your head. All those people that mocked you will disappear when high school is over and university begins. Everything they will say in junior high means nothing. You are not what they say you are, you are what you make of yourself, and if you give in and let them push you around then they will win. Never let them win. Stop hanging out with these people, listen to your cousin and hang out with that group of friends. Your school years will be much more enjoyable. all those people who you thought were your friends will turn on you, the only reason they keep you around is for their enjoyment. Make different relationships with people who accept you not mock you. Oh and that girl that you will like when your in grade ten, grow a pair and ask her out she likes you to. Don't waste your time. Also before I go, thank you for not going ahead with that plan for the sleeve tattoo you saved us both a lot of heart ache.

Sincerely,

Your Future Counter Part 

Thursday, 9 October 2014

Week 6: Spoof News Article

 

Scottish Referendum PASSED

Glorious Change for Scotland



            The votes were counted well into the night as the people of Scotland waited for the results to be announced. Excited but nervous the entire population of Scotland were glued to their television sets as the news of the independence were to be announced. On the night of September eighteenth the results were announced and the "YES" campaign won in a landslide of eighty nine percent of voters voting yes. The Scottish Independent Party (SIP) announced that on the thirty first of October a new legislature will be set up and new laws will be announced for a better and independent Scotland.
            The future of this new country still seems to be a bit shady but the SIP assure the populace that Scotland's future seems very, very bright. The SIP announced on Friday of an estimated 1'500 billion of oil reserves in Scotland, as well as 32 billion in the rural and island economy, and on top of this the SIP states that Scotland holds about twenty five percent of Europe's wind and tidal energy. With all of this and many more economic opportunities for Scotland the future for this country does in fact seems very bright.
            With the announcement of this wonderful news the SIP also began to speak of some new legislature and laws that will become effective on the thirty first of October, which include the Scottish pride act and the Scottish independence act. They will be the first two major changes within Scotland. Although they are a bit strange these acts are said to boost the pride as well as solidify the fact that Scotland is no longer under British rule. 
            The Scottish pride act will set in place laws that will boost the pride of Scottish citizens by making some of Scotland's heritage mandatory within each household. First of all this act makes it mandatory that any man above the age of sixteen must own and be able to play the bagpipes. Secondly each man above the age of sixteen must own a kilt, and on every Sunday each man is to wear their kilt and meet in the town square of their community with their bagpipes at sunrise to wake the town with the joyous sounds of the national instrument. There is to be more released in the upcoming days but for now the SIP have only made this information public as more debate goes into the Scottish pride act.
            The Scottish independence act will make some changes to public events as well as set in place a concrete plan for what a brighter future for Scotland will look like. However much like the Scottish pride act, the Scottish independence act is still being solidified by the SIP. However they have released some details about the act that have been confirmed. First of all by a unanimous vote every Friday will be celebrated with a plate of haggis and a glass of scotch for supper. As well on the eighteenth of each month a golf tournament of the greatest golfers in all of Scotland will be held, and each tournament will be opened by the playing of bagpipes by 18 men in tribute of William Wallace and his key role in gaining Scottish independence.
          The SIP has yet to announce the entire plan they have for Scotland but from what they have released so far it is apparent that the Scottish people are in good hands for many years to come.





(Photo credit to the creators of The Simpsons)

(This article is purely satiric and should not be taken seriously)